Q: What's the deal with all these flashing lights?
A: It's not just for show, we're training an AI to predict the probability of your socks matching.
Q: Can I get a refund for my 3D printed robotic cat?
A: Negative. The cat was just a prototype. But hey, it's a great conversation starter. Maybe you can get a discount on the next model?
Q: How do you plan to stop the robot uprising?
A: Oh, we're not planning on stopping it. We're just going to let it happen. It'll be fun. We'll have a robot barista make you a latte while the world burns.