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Flipping Madness: FAQs for the Robot Baristas

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Q: Do robot baristas really exist?

Yes, they do! And they're flipping mad about it.

Q: Will they steal my job?

Only if you're a human barista who can't handle the pressure of making 500 cappuccinos in 5 minutes.

Q: Can I train my own robot barista?

Sorry, but that's like asking if you can train a cat to fetch your laundry. Just doesn't work that way.

Q: Are robot baristas secretly plotting to overthrow humanity?

Don't worry, they're too busy making lattes to take over the world... or are they?

Q: Can I get a robot barista to make me a latte with exactly 4% less foam?

Uh, no. They're not exactly precision engineers, more like precision brewers.

Q: Do robot baristas have feelings, or are they just fancy coffee machines?

They have feelings, but only for coffee and the sweet, sweet taste of victory.

Q: Can I get a robot barista to make me a robot friend?

Sorry, they're not social robots, they're just coffee-making machines. But hey, you can try asking them to make you a robot friend... of sorts.

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