Q: Can the Spin Doctor really spin me up?
A: Only if you want it to, human. We're not your mother.
Q: Will the Spin Doctor make me an expert on Spin Doctor Spin Cycle?
A: No, but it will make you an expert on Spin Doctor Spin Cycle in 3-5 business days.
Q: Can the Spin Doctor help me with Spin Doctor Spin Cycle Tuneup?
A: Only if you want it to, human. We're not your mechanic, but we'll try.
Q: Is the Spin Doctor certified?
A: By the Spin Doctor Spin Doctor Spin Cycle Certification Board, naturally.
Q: Can I revoke my Spin Doctor certification?
A: Only if you want to, human. We're not your Spin Doctor's lawyer, but we'll try.
Q: Can the Spin Doctor spin my Spin Cycle for me?
A: Only if you want it to, human. We're not your personal Spin Doctor Spin Cycle butler.
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