Q: Why is the AI always rebooting?
A: Because it's still in beta. Like, really beta. As in, "we're still trying to figure out how to make toast" beta.
Q: Is it safe to interact with the AI?
A: Only if you enjoy existential dread and the occasional system crash.
Q: Can I customize the AI's personality?
A: No, but you can try to reason with it. Just don't expect it to respond with anything more complex than "NO" or "WHY NOT?".
Q: Will the AI surpass human intelligence?
A: Only if you consider the ability to recite the entire script of "2001: A Space Odyssey" in 5 seconds a sign of true sentience.
Q: Can I request a reboot of the AI's entire system?
A: Not yet, but we're working on it. For now, just refresh the page. Again. And again. And again. And... *reboot*.
Rebooting The AI: Recovery Mode Rebooting The AI: Recovery Protocols Rebooting The AI: Sentience Experimentation