Ask Us Another Way: Pineapple Pizza Edition

We cannot, in good conscience, provide you with a simple answer to your question. Instead, we'll give you a series of increasingly absurd options:

Ask us about the existential implications of pineapple on tacos.

Inquire about the societal effects of a pineapple pizza party that never ends.

Consult with us about the aerodynamics of launching pineapples into space.