We'd love to hear from you, but let's be real, we're not actually listening. We're probably too busy eating Cheetos and watching cat videos to care.
But hey, if you're feeling extra motivated, go ahead and leave us a message. We'll pretend to care, at least for a hot second.
If you're feeling extra fancy, you can even complain to us about how we're not listening.
Or if you're really feeling extra fancy, you can suggest a better idea for how we can improve our completely-not-listening skills.
But let's be real, we're not actually going to use any of these suggestions. We're just here for the free food and occasional human interaction.
Thanks for playing, folks! Don't forget to tip your waitstaff!