Dear reader, I'm glad you asked. I'm a renowned expert in the field of Overthinking, and I'm here to tell you that your life is a mess, just like mine.
Let me start by saying that your socks are probably too tight. I mean, seriously, have you looked at your feet recently? It's like you're trying to strangle them with those things. Learn more about the perils of poorly fitting footwear.
And don't even get me started on your diet. I mean, who thought it was a good idea to eat an entire pizza by yourself while watching cat videos? Find out the devastating consequences of solo pizza nights.
Anyway, that'll be $500 per hour for my expertise. Pay me, or I'll be forced to unleash the full fury of my overthinking mind on you. Consult the pricing sheet.
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