What happens to the money, you ask?
Well, it gets hidden in the "Lost and Found" department of our headquarters. But don't worry, we have a team of highly trained professionals who are on the lookout for it. They're like the A-Team, but with more calculators.
What happens when you try to find it?
If you try to find the money, you'll have to navigate our famous "Tunnel of Confusion". It's like the Labyrinth of the Minotaur, but with more staplers. Good luck!
And if you make it out alive, you'll get a complimentary "I survived the Tunnel of Confusion" t-shirt. It's like the "I survived the Inquisition" t-shirt, but with more pixels.
But don't worry, our team of highly trained professionals will be there to guide you every step of the way. Unless they're on a break. Or in a meeting. Or on a conference call.