Is There A Better Way to Do It?
We're glad you asked.
As the renowned experts in Doing It, we've compiled a list of better ways to do, well, it.
1. The Binge-Watching Method
Just sit back, relax, and let your brain turn to mush as you scroll through 12 hours of cat videos.
Is there a better escape plan?
2. The Random-Number-Generator Method
Just hit Ctrl+V and let the algorithm do its thing. Who needs critical thinking, really?
Is there a better decision tree?
3. The "Just Google It" Method
Because, let's be real, you're probably not going to find it here.