Is this the best use of my time?

We can't say, but let's ask around.

You could be spending your time reading the fine print on our FAQ.

We've heard rumors of a parallel universe where you'd be doing something infinitely more productive, but we're not sure we believe it.

Ask us again in five minutes, we promise it'll be a different result.

This page is a satirical parody of a FAQ page, poking fun at the concept of asking the same questionประก and the futility of seeking advice. The links to other pages are fictional, implying that the user could be wasting their time on other, perhaps equally unproductive, paths.