We're not actually going to answer your questions. That's just not how this works.
But if you insist on asking, we'll give you some vague hints and maybe a few links to other pages that might vaguely answer your question.
So, what's the point of this FAQ, you ask? Well, it's to make you feel slightly more confused and slightly less informed.
Here are some actual FAQs that aren't really FAQs:
Q: Why are you so skeptical?
A: Because we've been conditioned to question everything, including the fabric of reality itself.
Q: How do you know so much about the meaning of life?
A: We just made it up. Don't ask us to back it up with facts or anything.
Q: Can you actually help me solve my problems?
A: No. But we can give you some half-hearted suggestions that will probably lead you down a rabbit hole of confusion and frustration.
Want to see some examples?
Or, if you're feeling brave, you can see for yourself what happens when you ask us real questions.
Or don't. We won't judge you.