Taxes Are the Worst FAQs
Why Do I Have to Pay Taxes?
Because, apparently, the government needs the cash to fund your neighbors' Netflix subscriptions.
What Happens If I Don't Pay My Taxes?
The IRS will send you a letter, and then another letter, and then a third letter, and finally, they'll send a letter with a picture of a cat wearing a top hat. Don't say we didn't warn you.
Can I Deduct My Socks?
Only if they're made of cashmere, and only if you're a resident of Tax Haven, a mystical land where the sun always shines bright and the taxman never comes.
Learn more about Sock-related Tax Loopholes
Why Do You Have So Many Forms to Fill Out?
We asked the government, and they said it's for your own good, like a good friend asking you to fill out a survey about your deepest fears and desires.