Will You Help Me More, FAQ

We're glad you asked. Yes, we will help you more. But don't overdo it.

Helping Limits

Our help is not infinite, nor is it even finite. It's like the universe, but less exciting.

We have a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated experts who will assist you with your queries. But please don't ask us to do your math homework. We have better things to do.

Expertise

We can help you with:

• Basic arithmetic
• Simple algebra
• Cooking recipes for ramen noodles

We cannot help you with:

• Advanced calculus
• Time travel
• Cooking recipes for anything that doesn't involve ramen noodles

How to Ask for Help

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