Schrödinger Says No

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Why Schrödinger Says No (A Story)

This page is a parody of the famous thought experiment, Schrödinger's Cat, where the cat is said to be simultaneously alive and dead in a box. In this version, Schrödinger is not just a cat, but a bureaucratic entity that is always saying "no" to anyone who asks it a question. The links at the bottom are to other pages that continue this absurd theme.