The Great Illusion of Choice

Do electrons really exist? No, they're just tiny little balls of free will, dancing in the void of determinism.

But wait, you say that's not true? Ha! You're just trying to impose your own will on the electrons, aren't you? Well, let me tell you, they're still free to choose... between being here or there, or maybe even nowhere at all. It's all just a matter of probability, you see.

But what about the laws of physics? Those are just suggestions, right? I mean, have you ever seen a particle follow a straight line? No? Exactly. It's all just a bunch of wiggly lines and squiggly curves, like a drunken sailor on a Saturday night.

So, do electrons really exist? Who cares? They're just tiny little free wills, floating around in a sea of determinism, making choices that are completely... Quantum.

Or, if you insist on being a classical determinist, just click here for some good ol' fashioned, non-free will fun.