Puns So Entwined You'll Never Unravel Them
Why did the entangled particles go to the party? Because they were a couple!
What did the physicist say when his wife left him? "I'm entangled in grief."
Why did the quantum computer go to the doctor? It had a particle-ular problem.
Quantum Jokes: Because Schrödinger's Cat Was a Real Cat-astrophe