After weeks of intense research, our team of highly-qualified experts (okay, it was just Bob from accounting, but he's really smart) has finally figured out the secret to entanglement!
It turns out, entangled particles aren't just limited to tiny things like electrons and photons. No, no. It's actually a real-life fridge in the middle of nowhere, filled with an endless supply of nachos, pizza, and craft beer.
But wait, there's more! The fridge is also a nexus for interdimensional travel, allowing you to jump between parallel universes where the laws of physics are just a little bit different.
And the implications are huge! Just think about it: in an infinite multiverse, every possible outcome of every decision is real, which means you can just keep eating pizza and nachos until you find the one universe where the pizza is free.