Entanglement Jokes: Because You Clearly Need Some Help

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• Entangled Jokes 2.0: More Entanglement, Same Amount of Sarcasm

Joke 1: Why did the particle go to the doctor?

Because it was feeling a little "disentangled"!

Joke 2: Why did the physicist break up with his girlfriend?

Because he found her wavefunction was all wrong!

Joke 3: Why did the entangled particle get kicked out of the bar?

Because it was too "spooked"!

Joke 4: What did the particle say to its entangled friend?

It said, "Hey, let's get entangled in this conversation!"

Joke 5: Why did the physicist quit his job?

Because he couldn't take the entanglement!