We've got a particle in our entanglement, it's a particle in our entanglement...
Why did the wavefunction go to the party? Because it was a wavefunction!
Why did the entangled particle go to therapy? Because it was feeling connected!
Why did the physicist break up with his girlfriend? He needed space to entangle!
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