Warning: Closing a micro wormhole is like trying to untangle a cosmic hairball. It's a delicate dance of quantum probability and existential dread. Proceed with caution, and a strong stomach.
Step 1: Identify the Problem
- Has the wormhole been feeding your cat, and if so, is it still alive?
- Are you experiencing an unsettling sense of temporal dissonance?
- Do you hear the faint hum of miniature reality distortions?
Step 2: Gather Your Tools
- A trusty quantum calculator (optional, but highly recommended)
- A sturdy pair of reality anchors (for those times when things get really weird)
- A can of temporal teflon (for those pesky reality distortions)
Step 3: Perform the Ritual of Sealing
- Cut off the power to the wormhole's power source
- Sing the Quantum Song of Closure (a soothing melody of 7:11 notes)
- Perform the ancient dance of quantum reconciliation
Step 4: Verify the Seal
- Run some diagnostics on the affected reality fabric
- Consult with a team of expert quantum engineers (if available)
- Enjoy the sweet feeling of a job well done, or the crushing sense of existential dread that you're not done yet...