Quantum Physics: Closing a Micro-Wormhole (Not Recommended)

Warning: Don't Try This at Home

Are you sure you want to close a micro-wormhole? It's like closing a tiny, cosmic watergate. The consequences are unpredictable and may result in:

• Unintended consequences, like a universe-sized paper jam
• Temporal paradoxes, because, you know, time-traveling
• A possible singularity that sucks you into a vortex of existential dread

But hey, if you're still convinced you can handle it, here's a step-by-step guide:

1. Step 1: Locate the Micro-Wormhole
2. Step 2: Prepare for the Inevitable
3. Step 3: Perform the Ritual of Closure