Wormholes: Because Who Needs Cereal?

Warning: MicroWormholes are Not Just a Threat to Breakfast Cereals

It turns out, the most feared enemy of the cereal world isn't just any ordinary wormhole. Oh no, these are MicroWormholes. They're like the stealth assassins of the breakfast table.

Imagine, if you will, a tunnel that connects two distant points in space-time, but instead of just being a gaping void, it's a tiny, insidious hole that sucks your Froot Loops away, one deliciously crunchy piece at a time.

Learn how to close these pesky MicroWormholes before they ruin breakfast for your family.

But that's not all! MicroWormholes also have a strange side effect: they cause the cereal to reassemble themselves into a never-ending loop of identical, flavorless, sugar-coated disks.

Read about the side effects of these MicroWormholes and why they're more than just a nuisance.

Don't say we didn't warn you...