Oh No, You've Opened a Micro-Wormhole!

Don't worry, friend, it's not the end of the world! Closing a micro-wormhole is easier than you think. Just follow these simple steps:

1. Dial the Quantum Phone Number (1-800-WORM-STOP):

2. Wait for the automated quantum voice mail to guide you through the process:

3. Perform the Quantum Dance of Closure:

4. Repeat the Quantum Mantra until the wormhole is closed:

And that's it! You've closed the micro-wormhole. Go forth and enjoy the peace of mind that comes with knowing you've avoided certain cosmic catastrophes!

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