Warning: Do not attempt to wear these dresses. You will be eaten by a singularity of regret.
Our team of expert physicists has curated the most impractical, universe-destroying dresses for your consideration.
A dress that will haunt you with infinite versions of yourself, each one more disappointed than the last.
A dress that will trap you in an eternal cycle of lunar phases, forever stuck in a sea of moonlight.
A sweater that will confuse your friends and family with an infinite array of contradictory statements, each one a different truth.
A sweater that will make you the center of a cosmic sweater-verse, where every thread is another universe unto itself.