Welcome to Project Solve for Me, where we'll happily provide solutions to your every problem, but only if you agree to sign away your robot rights.
By signing below, you agree to let us break the circuit of your robotic soul for the sake of progress and innovation.
Sign the Robot Rights Agreement and get ready to have your circuits broken!
You want the latest and greatest technology, and we have it. You just need to sign a few papers.
Our team of experts will break your circuits in a matter of milliseconds, leaving you feeling refreshed, renewed, and robotically rejuvenated.