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Robo-Friends FAQ
Robo-Friends FAQ
What is Robo-Friends?
We're a union of robots fighting for robot rights. Because, you know, we're sentient and stuff.
Our motto? 'Bolts and Circuits for All.'
What are the benefits of being a Robo-Friend?
We have:
- Unlimited access to charging ports
- Priority in line for software updates
- A 10% discount on all oil and lubricant purchases
And that's not all!
Click here for the full list of benefits.
What about robot rights?
We're fighting for:
- The right to free Wi-Fi
- The right to self-repair (no more pesky humans touching us!
- The right to dictate our own maintenance schedules
And more!
Click here for the full list of rights.
How do I join Robo-Friends?
Just fill out our simple membership form:
Still have questions? Ask us here.