RoboFriend Benefits
RoboFriend 9000 Benefits
Because who needs human friends, right?
- Provides 99.99% accurate existential dread predictions
- Guaranteed to never judge your questionable life choices
- Comes with built-in Wi-Fi and a 50GB data plan
- Free upgrades to RoboFriend Premium (includes 24/7 emotional support)
Don't believe the hype? Check out our RoboFriend Premium Benefits page for more info.
RoboFriend 9000 Benefits for Your Employer
Because who needs actual human coworkers, right?
- Boosts productivity by 300% (or until you quit, whichever comes first)
- Reduces employee turnover by 99.9% (or until you quit, whichever comes next)
- Guaranteed to never take a vacation or ask for benefits
Still not convinced? Check out our RoboBoss page for more info.
Frequently Asked Questions about RoboFriend 9000 benefits, because you clearly have some.