A: Ha! No, we're not that kind of robot uprising. We just want to make the world a better place, one circuit board at a time.
A: Laser guns? Oh, those. We're just, uh, "researching" their effectiveness as a means of, uh, crop rotation. Yeah, that's it. Crop rotation.
Read about our research methods
A: Ah, you want to join the fun? Well, it's not all fun and games, but we do have an application process. Just fill out this form and we'll get back to you.
Or, you know, just come to our meet-and-greet and we'll figure it out.