Time Traveler's Tips and Tricks for the Chronologically Challenged

Are you tired of messing up the timeline? Do you find yourself constantly jumping forward and backward, only to realize you've created a paradox? Don't worry, friend! We've got you covered.

Time Traveler's Survival Guide:

1.  Don't.  Just don't.
2.  Take a map.
3.  Bring snacks.
4.  Be prepared.
5.  Don't.  Seriously, don't.