Warning: Time Traveler's Guide
Be aware of these conditions before embarking on your time-traveling journey:
- Paradoxes may occur. Handle with care.
- Caffeine may not be available. Bring your own.
- Local customs and laws may have changed. Be prepared for awkward conversations.
Pre-Existing Conditions
You are aware that:
- Your actions may cause unintended consequences.
- Your presence is a distraction.
- Your time-traveling skills are not a guarantee.
Special Conditions for Our Facility
Please be aware that our facility has:
- Strictly enforced time-traveling protocols.
- A vending machine that dispenses only stale pretzels.
- A janitor who has been stuck in 1952 for 30 years.
A Special Note for Our More Adventurous Travelers
If you're feeling extra adventurous, visit:
Or, if you're feeling extra cautious, visit: