Warning: Time Traveler's Guide

Be aware of these conditions before embarking on your time-traveling journey:

• Paradoxes may occur. Handle with care.
• Caffeine may not be available. Bring your own.
• Local customs and laws may have changed. Be prepared for awkward conversations.

Pre-Existing Conditions

You are aware that:

• Your actions may cause unintended consequences.
• Your presence is a distraction.
• Your time-traveling skills are not a guarantee.

Special Conditions for Our Facility

Please be aware that our facility has:

• Strictly enforced time-traveling protocols.
• A vending machine that dispenses only stale pretzels.
• A janitor who has been stuck in 1952 for 30 years.