Step 1: Develop a keen interest in watching paint dry
Step 2: Learn to communicate through grunts and hand gestures
Step 3: Create a 10-year plan to avoid all human interaction
Continue to Step 2: The Agony of Solitude
Continue to Step 3: The Great Wall of Shame
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:
Time Looping Through Tinder: The Never-Ending Story of Swipes and Disasters