Time Looping Through Tinder

It starts with a match, but not just any match. A match with a person who's exactly like you, but also exactly opposite. They like the same music, the same movies, the same memes... but they also hate the same things, with the same level of vehemence. You swipe right, they swipe right. You swipe left, they swipe left. And just like that, you're stuck in an endless loop of mutual disinterest.

As you swipe back and forth, the world around you begins to blur and distort. Time loses all meaning. You're stuck in a never-ending cycle of swiping, like Sisyphus pushing his boulder up a mountain only to have it roll back down again the next minute.

And then, just when you think it's all over, you get a match with someone who's exactly like you, but also exactly opposite.

And the cycle starts all over again.