Time Sickness: The Unofficial Guide

Causes, Symptoms, and Treatment Options for the Chronologically Challenged

Are you experiencing strange visions of the past, present, or future? Do you feel like you're stuck in a time loop?

Look no further than Project Solve For Me's comprehensive guide to Time Sickness!

Causes:

• Misuse of the space-time continuum
• Unstable chrono-displacement
• Exposure to rogue time-traveling socks

Symptoms:

• Time dilation headaches
• Paranoid visions of the future
• Temporal disorientation

Treatment Options:

• Visit our Time Traveler's Anonymous support group
• Consult with Dr. Emmet T. Fudd, Chief Time Traveler
• Try our patented Time-Sickness-in-a-Box treatment

Learn more about:

• Temporal Tension - The hidden underlying cause of Time Sickness
• Displaced in Time - The art of coping with unstable chrono-displacement

Time Traveler's Support Group

Join our community of fellow time travelers and find support, guidance, and occasional existential dread in a safe and non-judgmental environment.

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