Warning: The following fashion disasters have been known to create localized distortions in the fabric of space-time.

1. Timey McTimeface - The 80s revival outfit that's so bad, it warps the continuum.

  1. Visible waistlines
  2. Neon everything
  3. Acknowledged influence of MTV's "The Gold Digger" fashion trends.

2. Time Traveler's Trousers - The pants that are so tight, they're not even.

3. Fashion Catastrophe - When you're so out of style, you start to unravel the fabric of reality.