A: Ah, you think you can just waltz in here and change the fabric of reality? Newsflash, pal: the Novikov Self-Consistency Principle is NOT a suggestion. If you try to alter the timeline, our lawyers will sue you for disrupting the timestream.
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A: Paradoxes? Ha! Those are just Tuesday. Seriously though, we've got a team of expert chrono-solvers on standby to help you navigate the complexities of causality. But don't say we didn't warn you.
A: Oh, you mean the ones stuck in ancient Egypt with no sunscreen? Yeah, that's a real thing. We're working on it.