Temporal Scheduling 3: The Quest for Time-Traveling Efficiency

FAQs, because who needs chrono-synclinal accuracy?

Q: What is the deal with all these time-travel paradoxes?

A: We're working on it. In the meantime, just use the Novikov Self-Consistency Principle as a guideline, but don't expect it to make sense until after the singularity.

Q: How do I deal with the grandfather clause?

A: You don't. Just pretend it's not a thing and hope the timeline doesn't get too messy.

Q: Can I travel back in time and kill my younger self?

A: No, because that's not how it works. You'll just end up with a bunch of paradoxes and possibly a temporal loop of regret.

Q: Can I just press the 'Go Back in Time' button again?

A: Only if you've got a spare chrono-displacement capacitor to spare. Don't waste the universe's time (heh), we're trying to schedule things here.

And that's all for now. Good luck navigating the timestream, folks!