Temporal Temptations: A Guide to Time Travel
Q: Can I travel back in time to relive my youth?
A: Ah, yes, we've all been there. But let's be real, you'll just end up in a time loop of awkward middle school dances and eating nothing but ramen noodles for three months. Don't do it.
More on time loopsQ: Is it possible to time travel to the 70s to see the rise of punk rock?
A: Absolutely, but don't expect to find the Ramones at the CBGB in 1954, they're still a bunch of kids who just learned to play.
Punk rock's early strugglesQ: Can I travel to ancient Egypt and become a pharaoh?
A: Sure, but you'll just end up with a bunch of annoying courtiers telling you who's really in charge. Stick to being a pharaoh for a week, trust us, it's not all it's cracked up to be.
Pharaoh's guide to bureaucratic red tape