Time Space Continuum FAQ

TimeEater's Problems Temporal Immunity Temporal Resistant Techniques ChronoDisplacement TimeSickness TimeDilation

Q: What is Time Space Continuum?

Time Space Continuum is a hypothetical construct where time and space are not fixed, but rather malleable. It's like, you know, the Matrix but with more cheese.

A: It's like the Matrix but with more cheese.

Yeah, that's right. It's like, the Matrix but with more cheese. You know, the kind that's like, totally not a good idea, but also kinda... mesmerizing?

Q: How do I prepare for Time Space Continuum?

Uh, just, you know, just go with the flow, man. Like, just be ready for anything, and, you know, hope for the best.

A: Don't say we didn't warn you.

Just kidding, seriously, preparation is key. Like, know your chrono-physics, understand the space-time continuum, and, you know, bring a snack.

Q: What are some Temporal Resistant Techniques?

Uh, just, you know, just pretend you're a butterfly, man. Like, flail your arms, and hope for the best?

A: Don't flail your arms, you'll hurt someone.

Just kidding, seriously, there are some advanced temporal resistant techniques, like, uh, temporal shielding, chrono-surfing, and, you know, time-surfing (but not the same as chrono-surfing, different, trust us).

Q: How do I deal with TimeSickness?

Uh, just, you know, just eat a lot of crackers, man. Like, time-space crackers. They're a real thing, we swear.

A: No, seriously, it's like motion sickness, but with time.

Yeah, it's like, when your brain is all, "Whoa, wait, what's going on here?" And then, like, you're all, "Dude, we're time traveling, it's gonna get bumpy."

Q: What's TimeDilation?

Uh, it's like, when time just, like, slows down, man. Like, you know, you're walking down the street, and time is all, "Hey, take your time, buddy, no rush."

A: That's just your perception, dude.

Yeah, no, it's not, like, actual time dilation, but, like, you know, when you're on a really slow bus, and you're all, "Man, this is, like, time travel!"

Q: How do I know when it's time to time travel?

  1. Check your watch.
  2. Look for the time-space vortex in the sky.
  3. Wait for the next Tuesday.

Just kidding, it's not Tuesday. It's always Tuesday.