Q: Why do I need a time machine?
A: Because, let's face it, time travel is hard. Don't @ me.
Q: What's with the whole 'preparation' thing?
A: Preparation is key to not getting your socks caught in the temporal fabric's undertow. Invest in a good chronalloy belt, folks!
Q: How do I use the manual?
A: Read the fine print. Literally. We won't be liable for any paradoxes or singularity-related existential crises.