Time Traveling Attire: A FAQ

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Q: What's the most important thing to wear when time traveling?

A: A decent watch! You wouldn't want to be stuck in the 50s with a 2000s flip phone, would you?

Q: Can I wear my favorite sports jersey from the 80s?

A: Only if you're going back to the 80s. If you're visiting ancient Egypt, you might stick out a bit. Unless... unless you're trying to be the ancient Egyptian equivalent of a sports jersey. That's a thing, right?

Q: Will my outfit be affected by the local time-space continuum's gravitational pull?

A: Only if you're traveling to a planet with a significantly different gravitational constant. Otherwise, you're good to go!

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