According to our patented Time Space Continuum charts, the Father of Time itself is a being from a realm beyond mortal comprehension.

His name is chronologically unknown, but his deeds are etched across the fabric of reality like a black widow's silk.

So, you ask, how do we prevent the inevitable from unfolding? Well, that's a temporal trade secret, but let's just say it involves a lot of caffeine, existential dread, and an unhealthy dose of nihilism.

Dive deeper into our theoretical framework for avoiding the Father's wrath