Because time is a human construct and the fabric of space is a joke.
A: It's a classic. You know, the one where you kill your own grandfather as a kid and prevent yourself from being born. Yeah, no, that doesn't work. We've got PreventingTheGrandfather for that.
A: Ha! If only it were that easy. We've got PreventingTheFather for that. Spoiler: it's a real challenge.
A: Oh, you mean the one where every action causes a chain reaction that changes the course of history? Yeah, that's just a Tuesday. We've got ButterflyEffectHavoc for that.
So, you want to prevent the father of humanity from ever existing, huh? Well, good luck with that.
Apparently, preventing the father of humanity requires preventing the Big Bang, which, you know, is a bit of a sticky wicket. But hey, we're working on PreventingTheFather/TheoreticalFramework.
Our theoretical framework is built around the principles of Quantum Mechanics and a pinch of pure, unadulterated madness.
It goes like this: we create a localized distortion of the space-time continuum, allowing for the prevention of the father of humanity. Sounds simple, doesn't it? Yeah, it's a real brain-twister.