Q: How does the time-space continuum work?
Time Traveler's Guide to Not Losing Your Mind:
- It's like... uh, time is made of tiny, squirming cubes. You have to navigate them.
- There are timelines. Lots of timelines. Some of them have cheese.
- Don't eat the cheese.
// Time-space continuum code, don't try it at home
// or do, we dare you
function navigate_timeline(timeline_id) {
var current_time = get_current_time();
for (var i = 0; i < 1000; i++) {
if (current_time > timeline_id) return;
current_time += 1;
}
return "You're lost";
}
// Don't ask us how this works, we just copy-pasted it from Google
Q: What's the deal with all the paradoxes?
Look, just avoid them. Trust us.