Time Traveler's Tips

Tip 1: Don't Eat the Socks

When visiting ancient Egypt, it's tempting to snack on those adorable Egyptian sandals, but trust us, it's not worth the risk of disrupting the timeline. Your ancestors will thank you.

Read Tip 2: How to Not Steal the Mona Lisa

Tip 2: How to Not Steal the Mona Lisa

Leave the Louvre alone, folks. That smile is not worth the Interpol warrant you'll receive upon return. Just take a selfie and enjoy the art, not the artwork.

Read Tip 3: The Time Traveler's Guide to Discreetly Using a Toile

Tip 3: The Time Traveler's Guide to Discreetly Using a Toile

When nature calls, don't panic! Find a nearby Renaissance toilet and enjoy the view. Just don't tell anyone, or you'll ruin the whole ambiance.

Read Tip 4: Time Traveler's Guide to Not Getting Lost in the Renaissance