Time Loop of Doom FAQ

Q: What is Time Loop of Doom?

A: Read the whole story.

Q: Why do I keep getting stuck in the same 1982 time loop?

A: It's because you're not trying hard enough! Try using our Timey-Timey McTimeface algorithm.

Q: Can I travel to the past?

A: Only if you're willing to risk certain... consequences.

Q: What's the deal with the disco music?

A: It's just background noise.