A: TimeStream Synchronization is a revolutionary new technology that allows you to sync your time-space continuum with the rest of the universe. It's like having a personal chrono-therapist, but without the existential dread.
A: We use a combination of quantum entanglement, exotic matter, and a pinch of pure, unadulterated madness to create a temporal feedback loop that ensures your local timeline stays in sync with the global timestream.
A: As safe as a time-traveling, dimension-hopping, reality-bending adventure can be. (Just kidding, it's totally safe. We've tested it on 47 temporal observers, and none of them have reported any side effects... except for the one guy who started speaking in iambic pentameter. That was weird.)