Warning: Time Stream Troubleshooting may cause paradoxes, anomalies, and spontaneous combustion. Proceed with caution.
A: The time stream is like a never-ending river of time. It's like the internet, but with more wrinkles and fewer cat pictures.
A: We're working on it. In the meantime, try using our patented Temporal Reboot procedure. It's like a system restore, but with more explosions.
A: Only if you're willing to trade it for a slightly-less-broken time machine. Otherwise, we recommend you just use a Magic 8 Ball to get a more accurate answer.