Warning: the 80s were a weird time in the fashion world. Shoulder pads were all the rage, but not for their functionality. No, they were for their sheer, unadulterated style.
But wait, it gets worse. People were so caught up in the aesthetic that they forgot the real issue: rolling rinks. That's right, folks, the rinks that rolled.
As a time traveler, you might be wondering how this could have happened. Well, let me tell you, it's because of the Spandex, Baby! Spandex, Baby! fad that took over the world. Who needs practicality when you have shiny, stretchy pants?
But don't worry, we're here to help. Our Spandex Is Not the Answer guide will walk you through the dos and don'ts of 80s fashion, so you can avoid making the same mistakes we did.
And if you're still unsure, just remember: the future is not always bright, but at least our fashion sense will never be dull.