Shoulder Pads: The Ultimate Symbol of Power and Futility

Welcome, traveler, to the world of shoulder pads, where the only thing more abundant than shoulder pads are the failed aspirations of those who wore them.

The Rise of Shoulder Pads: A Timeline

• Pre-Shoulder Pads: The Dark Ages of Fitting Rooms
• The 1980s: The Golden Age of Shoulder Pads
• The 1990s: The Era of Questionable Life Choices
• The 2000s: The Decade of Shoulder Pads as Fashion Accessory
• The 2010s: The Age of Shoulder Pads as a Nostalgic Joke

Shoulder Pads Are for Squares

And so, dear adventurer, you've come to learn about shoulder pads? Well, buckle up, because it gets real.

Shoulder Pads as Fashion Accessory

But wait, there's more! Shoulder pads aren't just for power suits. They're also for... wait, no, just kidding, they're still only for power suits.

Shoulder Pads as a Nostalgic Joke

But don't worry, we won't make you laugh. Unless you want us to. Then we'll make you laugh.