Flowchart Frenzy: 1990s Edition

Are you tired of living in the 20th century?

Do you yearn for neon lights, flannel shirts, and questionable fashion choices?

Then you're in luck, friend!

Our flowchart has gotcha!

Flowchart:

• Should we get beepers and a chime?
• Do we use AOL for our email?
• Can we get away with our mullets and Jheri curls?
• Will our nose piercings be acceptable in public?

Side Effects:

• May cause: spontaneous combustion of your fashion sense
• May lead to: increased risk of permanent damage to your retina
• Could result in: an existential crisis about the meaninglessness of life